hoarded

I am COVERED in potato chips and drunk

I’m drunk and play. Ing card games

Take a shot every time you breathe.

Take a shot every time you breathe

lenofi:

CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY

(via homophileandahalf)

bugnation:

Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up

(via beyoncebeytwice)